• Mum:I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
  • Me:Which one?
  • Mum:It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
  • Me:That's two separate shows
  • Mum:No
  • there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
  • and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
  • because she was going out with that blonde lady
  • Me:That still could be either show
  • Mum:I think there were clones
  • Me:There we go.
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  • #orange is the new #black #orphane
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  • Mum:I think I want to watch that series you were watching a few weeks ago
  • Me:Which one?
  • Mum:It was something like 'orphan is the new black'
  • Me:That's two separate shows
  • Mum:No
  • there was a one with dark hair in glasses that you thought was hot
  • and i'm pretty sure she was a lesbian
  • because she was going out with that blonde lady
  • Me:That still could be either show
  • Mum:I think there were clones
  • Me:There we go.
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  • #lesbians #show
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debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

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  • #teenagers #rude as fuck #middle aged
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  • #sloths
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thorhead:

do you think when johnny depp agrees to be in a movie with a different director he goes home at night and tim burton is just there with his face pressed against the window and johnny has to close the curtains to avoid feeling guilty

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  • #johnny depp #tim burton
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  • #money #card
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tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

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  • #game #tutorial
  • 8 hours ago
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  • #fight club #dont talk about fight club
  • 2 days ago
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  • #jon steward #racism
  • 2 days ago
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  • #pizza #date me
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artslay:

Gaga: *sings about burqa in Aura*

white people: that is racist and offensive she needs to stop appropriating muslim culture

actual muslims:

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  • #gaga #muslims #music
  • 2 days ago
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kisslng:

this one time a girl told me we had the same name and I asked her what hers was

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  • #name
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brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

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  • #slut
  • 2 days ago
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  • #bedroom
  • 2 days ago
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  • #sex worker #sex
  • 2 days ago
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