brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

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  • #buying #books #perfect
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  • #fox #photographer
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wank-stains:

Is tumblr fucking up for anyone else? Like my posts aren’t getting any notes

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  • #tumblr #notes
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  • #the breakfast club
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  • #relatationship #advice #crazy
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  • #dorm #tours #clothes #naked
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  • #william james dawson #growing old together #1983
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  • #taco bell #burn #relationship
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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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  • #cry #girl #social standards
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  • #j'aime
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  • #door #shut #cinderella
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  • #nicki #anaconda
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mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

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  • #america #this is so wrong #murder #rape #descrimination #racism
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tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

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  • #brussle sprouts
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  • #fireworks
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